I do believe Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows has done to be what korean/taiwan dramas has done to me. Once again, there's that nothing-to-look-forward-to feeling after the end of series. I am amazed! A book having such an effect.. No wonder J.K. Rowling is billions deep in money.

How I wish I were in the book too.

I've been wanting to blog bout a particular group of people since a few weeks ago. Given that time is something that I do not lack now, with my current state of inactivity, I shall blog bout them.

These group of people, which we affectionately call Mats, are seriously the bane of our society. Let me start off with how I thought bout blogging them.

I think I have a I-can-teach-Normal-Technical face. Every camp that I go to, I usually end up with the NTs. The thought of just having to control a group of rowdy bo-tak-chek kids just makes me lose my sleep the night before the camp.. Sigh... However, after some experiences, NT kids are actually quite nice to work with, after you get to know them and all. Once you become "friend friend" with them, they actually listen to you, unlike some stuck-up bitches in Express classes. As usual though, in any given society, there are always the rift raft, the useless, the stupid, the MATS. There were some Mats in my class that really pissed the hell out of me.

Yes yes you Mats, maybe being rowdy and noisy and shouting whatever rubbish cheers you have might seem very cool now. While we guai kias of the society seem so awkward and straight-laced, aka NO LIFE. Yes, maybe bullying the kids in your class may actually prove how big your dick is. But let the clever boy here remind you that stupidity, however hard you try to cover it up, will always give off its ugly stench. Just like how you can try to cover the stench of rubbish with flowers, but it usually just overpowers the flowers? Yes, your stupidity wreaks.

In a few years time, while your counterparts are maybe studying, making big money or doing something useful with their lives, you people would be:

1) Acting like DJs and playing music loudly in trains and buses while we try to get some peace. I wouldnt be complaing if it were actually nice music. But LIKE NO! ITS SUCKS BIG TIME! OMG LIKE GET A FREAKING TASTE IN MUSIC!!!

2) Probably fuck some girl on the staircase and get her pregnant, and depending on whether she is under-aged or not, you will marry her, or go to jail. For those who marry her, thank you for being responsible. Just teach your n-number (where n is any integer above, erm, 4?) of kids to be wiser, thanks. For those who go to jail, well... next time make sure the girl doesn't complain bout you after you fuck her.

3) Wearing skinny jeans and suffocating your poor dicks, which I may assume, are particularly small since, erm... You see nothing although the jeans are already so tight. Poor you. I do admire your thin thighs though. How I wish I had them... Sigh

I aint lashing out at all Mats out there, since I worked with Mats in army and they were more then nice. Although some asshole had to steal stuff and get me into trouble, but that's besides the point. I am just pin pointing on the particular group of stupids we usually see on the streets. Oh well.. good luck with your n number of kids next time =)

I am wasting my time away. I hate this feeling man! I wake up, watch tv, shift my ass to the comp, then shift my ass back to the tv, and then back to the comp. The bloody cycle continues...

I complain when I have to go out, that I cannot laze at home. Now I complain that I have to laze at home. People are very hard to please eh?

Life after BOF is so boring, I have nothing to look forward to. And given that I am still recovering from my withdrawal symptoms, I shan't blog too much bout it. Let's just say I LOVE IT!!! If I had school, at least I could study, but now, I am just lazing around, so the withdrawal symptoms are taking longer then expected to wear off. Hai...

I feel sad/envious/stupid seeing those people who are my age who already big stars and earning money. Ok it's not more of the fact that they are stars and making money, but it's more of the fact that they aint lazing their asses off, wasting time away. They've got stuff to do the whole day!!! (Ok this is stemming from my BOF withdrawal symptoms). But my point is, THEY GOT THINGS TO DO!!!!

Seriously, people ARE hard to please eh. When we are in school, we wished it were the holidays. No studying, no waking up early, no boring lectures to attend. When the holidays DO come, we complain that we have nothing to do. I am complaining.. Yes yes, I am whining like a typical singaporean. Whatever...

The weather has seriously been crazy. I hate it. Its so fucking humid can! Anyone who knows where I stay knows that my house is like just opposite the bloody MRT station. AND YET! I can't walk to the MRT station without looking like I just stepped out of the freaking shower. GOODNESS. By that time my shirt becomes damp with sweat(EWWW), and the bag I carry stains the shirt I am wearing... Stupid weather.

Maybe I should start studying again... Yes yes.. I shall do that.

*There are some people you need not wait for*

I've been waiting since sec 3... Please don't let me wait anymore.

The how many-eth time this blog is revived

Lo and behold! Frankenstein awakes... Again! Albeit without a change of blogskin. Not that I didn't want to find a blogskin, it's just that there wasn't one that I fancied.

Anyways! The past 1 month I've been uninspired to write about anything. Where's my muse!!! And in the span of time that I have been thinking of what to write, I came to the realization that I am quite subdued in my blog.

People who know me well know how bitchy I am, and if I aint bitchy enough on my own blog, then where else can I be bitchy eh? So here goes, from today onwards, anyone or anything that I do not like will be slammed/criticized/bitched bout on my blog. Dun mind the vulgarities, the evilness, and the intensity of my criticisms.

And I will make an effort to keep up the blog, again, and again, even if it means writing just one sentence to describe how I feel today.

I am appalled by how stupid youngsters can be these days... Its almost like they are too stupid to function. Seriously..

I was reading an article bout how earphones affect our life (or something along those lines) and I am positively shocked that these idiots don't give a damn bout their lives..

"oh I don't(bloody) think its dangerous for me to walk ard (like an idiot) with my headphones on and music is blasting into my (bleeding) ears. I think its so cool (i can show off my stupidity) and its the drivers' responsibility to not knock me down."

Kids nowadays... too stupid to function...

*Please mister postman*

Welcome to the wonderful world of "Murphy's Law"!!!

(No, nothing murhy-esque has happened to me this week, but I am just bored)

I learned a lot of laws in school - law of thermodynamics, motion and some other rubbish laws which can't matter to me anymore. However, the operative word in the previous sentence "RUBBISH" proves/shows the obsolete nature of such laws in my life... other than in exams, then you better wish bloody hard that you remember your laws.

The only law that can ever seem to be applied to life is Murphy's Law.

Its like, when you are playing Mahjong, then you already suay until you wanna take the mahjong tile and swallow it and choke yourself to death.. Then Life decides you got that "I need more unlucky stuff happening to me" face, and you end up being the one who throws the winning tiles... 'Nuff said..

Murphy's Laws states that: "If anything can go wrong, it will, at the most inopportune time".

Well, here are some funny, and true, extensions of it.

1) "If anything can go wrong, it will, at the most inopportune time". And it will be your fault, and everyone will know it.

2) If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway

3) Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

4) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

- this is getting more and more pessimistic

Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics:

Things get worse under pressure.

The Murphy Philosophy:

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy's Constant:


Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Moral of the story: Life's gonna be a bitch... You can't stay optimistic for long... =)

*Don't do things half past six"

Its wednesday of recess week, and I have not studied a single bit. It takes me 2 days to complete.. Oh wait.. its not even complete! its BROWSE THROUGH 1 freaking note.. TWO DAYS!!! OMG! That's like major BAD!!! And after pondering about it.. I realised why..

I FREAKING DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STUDY!!!

I really don't! I don't know where to begin. The beginning is easy... then it gets more and more complicated, then I don't know am I supposed to memorize this.. Then if I memorize it, I will forget in 10 min, then I get stressed.. But I still continue.. Then more bio jargon comes out.. And i get more and more confused.. Then after a while I will digress...

Its just so much bio stuff. What IF1 and IF3 go here go there, then IF2 come here.. then EF1 and EF3 comes.. then from 43S rRNA suddenly become 40S ribosome.. ARGH! Its so bloody irritating. Then every other diagram tells me something else. Plus its a different mechanism for bacteria and humans.... AM I SUPPOSED TO MEMORIZE THIS?!

I have already lost the ability to differentiate the tRNA, the synthase, the EF-TU (whats that?!), the IF, the adenylation (God knows what's that also).. even normal A level stuff becomes amazingly un-understandable. The bloody ribosome becomes 30S and 50S.. then the 16S rRNA of the 30S ribosome comes out of god knows where! ARE U FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

Then I think "ok, maybe this is too much bio for me, lets go to another module..." BUT WAIT!!! ALL MY FREAKING MODULES ARE BIO!!! OMG! Its like no running away from bio!

I seriously need help. I don't know how to go about doing this. Uni is suddenly, and finally, becoming hard. I can force myself to study, but I don't understand. If I don't understand, then what on earth is the whole point of studying it in the first place. Oh man...

I can stare at the comp from 8 to 12, just rotting... Not studying.. then I lament bout how lazy I am.... then I will convince myself I will study the next day.. then the cycle just continues.. People think I study very hard... HAHAHAHAHA. Rubbish. I lie to myself thinking I study very hard. A fucking 1 hour of staring at the notes isn't studying very hard. HECK! Its not even studying!

I.... NEED..... HELP!!!!

I really wish I was the way I was in secondary school. I convinced myself I was studying hard in jc... That of course didn't turn out well.. Now it's happening again..

Someone help me before it happens again. Please.